WINDOWS 2003 KENTUCKY EDITION

Dear Consumers,

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2003 Kentucky Edition may have accidentally been shipped outside the STATE of KENTUCKY.

Please accept our sincere apolologies for this error.

If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands.

The KENTUCKY EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2003, with a background picture of Willie Nelson superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note the following:

  • The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
  • My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
  • Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
  • Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
  • Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
  • Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
  • Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN KENTUCKY EDITION:
Also note that the KENTUCKY EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2003:
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the KENTUCKY EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates

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